- Max's Dad: Max, I know Crimbil's your friend and all, but won't the kids at school make fun of you more if you act like you talk to him?
- Maxwell Majeck: But dad, I do talk to him.
- Mr. Tim: Strength comes from within. Never judge a book by its cover. Speaking of books... this is a book of real magic, passed down by wizards for centuries.
- Crimbil: My name's Crimbel, with a 'C'.
- Maxwell Majeck: Oh, my name's Max, with an 'M'.
- Crimbil: Duh, I already know that, you've been giving me snacks for the past two weeks, man!