- Bradley: [Bradley's clone has lifted Tina's shirt slightly to reveal her belly button] Look at that! A built-in M&M holder!
- Hannah: [Runs out of the hotel room screaming] AAAGGGHHHH!
- Bradley: What's goin-
- [trips up]
- Jon: [comes out with a baseball bat] Nobody move-
- [trips over Bradley]
- Rachel: [comes out with her eyes covered] Guys, why has it gone all dark?-
- [trips over Jon]
- Tina: What are you lot doing down there?
- Rachel: Am I dreaming? What's this big hard thing?
- Tina: Jon.
- Jon: Get off!
- Rachel: Oh, sorry.
- Jo: What is going on in here?
- Hannah: [still screaming] AAAGGHHHH!
- Hannah: Look at the time! We've missed our flight! Alistair's gonna kill us!
- [Everyone starts screaming]
- Jon: We've just released a dozen Britneys, N*Syncs, and Nelly Furtardos into the world. Maybe we should keep quiet about that.
- Rachel: [after entering a room full of clones] Is that Posh Spice eating a steak and kidney pie?
- Hannah: Well, that proves she's not the real thing.
- Hannah: There's Robbie Williams having a food fight with Eminem.
- Tina: And Ozzy Osbourne! I can't believe they cloned Ozzy Osbourne.
- Bradley: No, that's the real Ozzy Osbourne. Victor never cloned him. He's a mad scientist, but he's not insane.
- Hannah: [Ccmes out wearing all of her clothes at once] I'm not taking a suitcase, I'll look far too suspicious.