Alan Cumming credited as playing...
Loki
- Loki: I'm a god. I can shape-shift. I can create stuff out of nothingness. I can alter the fabric of reality. So please, quit being a knucklehead.
- Odin: [in the body of a shopkeeper] You know, Thor never gave me this kind of trouble.
- Loki: Oh, here we go again with the Thor crap. Thor, Thor, Thor! You know, father, I'm not like Thor. I'm never gonna be like Thor. I just wish that - can't you just love me for who I am and not for who I'm not?
- Odin: No! I want you to be more like Thor!
- Tim Avery: Okay, you give me Alvey, and the mask is yours.
- Loki: [takes the mask and turns away with Alvey] I can't let go. I've grown attached.
- Tonya Avery: Alvey!
- Tim Avery: Hey, we had a deal!
- Loki: I'm the God of friggin' Mischief, what did you expect?
- Hospital Nurse: [sees a clone of herself under the influence of Loki] Who are you?
- Loki: You.
- Hospital Nurse: Me?
- Loki: Who?
- [she screams in horror; in a deleted scene, Loki screams back. He annoys her until he gets stifled by an officer. Once Loki put the officer down, he transformed into a doctor]
- Loki: CLEAR!
- [He uses his defibrillators to shock the officer]
- Officer: Ow.
- Loki: Breathe!
- Officer: I am breathing.
- [Loki picks up the officer]
- Loki: Don't you dare die on me!
- Officer: What are you talking about?
- [Loki uses his defibrillators again and knocks out the officer to the wall]
- Loki: [He removed his glasses] Damn it. He didn't make it. There's nothing left we can do here.
- Loki: [looks at the mask and sees it's a fake] THIS IS A FAKE!
- Dr. Neuman: Yes, but it's a good fake.
- Odin: As expected, you've failed at your promise. You've failed at your quest. You are, in ever sense of the word, a failure.
- Tim Avery: [to Tanya] Wow, and I thought your dad was mean.
- Loki: Hey, we both knew it was gonna end this way, right? You practically set me up for failure, so at least I'm living up to your expectation in that regard.
- Odin: Silence!