- Buffalo Billy: [looks out into the audience and sees Ronald and Nancy Reagan] Do you know who that is?
- Ronn Lucas: It's the leader of the free world.
- Buffalo Billy: And she brought her husband!
- [Ronn has stripped apart a sock puppet and is now talking to his own hand]
- George: Don't think of me as a hand.
- Ronn Lucas: Ok, what are you?
- George: A naked puppet.
- Buffalo Billy: Ronn, you think you're making me talk?
- Ronn Lucas: I AM making you talk.
- Buffalo Billy: Then why the heck are you arguing with yourself?
- Sock Puppet: Hola senior como esta.
- Ronn Lucas: Spanish?
- Sock Puppet: Si.
- Ronn Lucas: Well, that's great. Count to ten.
- Sock Puppet: Si. Uno, dos, tres, quatro, sinco, six-o, seven-o, eight-o, nine-o, and ten-o.
- [audience laughs]
- Ronn Lucas: Um, that's not how it goes.
- Sock Puppet: Hey, man, learn to adjust.
- Ronn Lucas: What happened to the Spanish?
- Sock Puppet: I'm bilingual.
- George: [formerly a sock puppet, now stripped down to just a hand, is flirting with Ronn's other hand]
- Ronn Lucas: No, stop that!
- [leans on his hand]
- George: Hey! You're leaning on her head!
- Hand: I'm ok!
- Ronn Lucas: No, stop it!
- George: Are you alright?
- Hand: I'm fine!
- Ronn Lucas: Cut it out!
- George: How 'bout the foot?
- Foot: I'm alright.
- Ronn Lucas: No, feet do not talk!
- Voice: I'm ok too.
- [awkward silence]
- George: It's the other foot.
- Ronn Lucas: Oh! Thank you!
- [audience laughs]
- George: [to audience] Some of you don't get this, do you?
- [audience laughs harder]
- Ronn Lucas: Billy, I'm the one that's making you talk. Do you understand that?
- Buffalo Billy: If it makes you feel good to think that, you go right ahead and think that.
- Buffalo Billy: Ronn, listen to me for a second. Now you're a smart guy. It's almost as if you know what I'm gonna say.
- Ronn Lucas: [has accidentally pulled off Chuck's arm]
- Chuck: What's that?
- Ronn Lucas: It's your arm.
- Chuck: Keep it.
- Ronn Lucas: I can't keep your arm...
- Chuck: It's ok.
- Ronn Lucas: Ok, um... ladies and gentlemen...
- Chuck: Rock and Roll!
- [audience laughs]
- Chuck: Slam dance!
- [begins banging himself into Ronn]
- Ronn Lucas: Hey! Hey! Hey!
- [grabs Chuck's other arm and accidentally pulls it off]
- Chuck: Oh tough guy! Go ahead and hit me, I'm unarmed!