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Color Me Kubrick

Original title: Colour Me Kubrick: A True...ish Story
  • 2005
  • Not Rated
  • 1h 26m
IMDb RATING
6.1/10
7.1K
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Color Me Kubrick (2005)
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The true story of a man who posed as director Stanley Kubrick during the production of Kubrick's last film, Eyes Wide Shut (1999), despite knowing very little about his work and looking noth... Read allThe true story of a man who posed as director Stanley Kubrick during the production of Kubrick's last film, Eyes Wide Shut (1999), despite knowing very little about his work and looking nothing like him.The true story of a man who posed as director Stanley Kubrick during the production of Kubrick's last film, Eyes Wide Shut (1999), despite knowing very little about his work and looking nothing like him.

  • Director
    • Brian W. Cook
  • Writer
    • Anthony Frewin
  • Stars
    • John Malkovich
    • Jim Davidson
    • Richard E. Grant
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  • IMDb RATING
    6.1/10
    7.1K
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    • Director
      • Brian W. Cook
    • Writer
      • Anthony Frewin
    • Stars
      • John Malkovich
      • Jim Davidson
      • Richard E. Grant
    • 41User reviews
    • 69Critic reviews
    • 57Metascore
  • See production info at IMDbPro
    • Awards
      • 2 nominations total

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    John Malkovich
    John Malkovich
    • Alan Conway
    Jim Davidson
    • Lee Pratt
    Richard E. Grant
    Richard E. Grant
    • Jasper
    Tom Allen
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    • Charles
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    • Director
      • Brian W. Cook
    • Writer
      • Anthony Frewin
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    6samkan

    Good But Misconceived

    This is an interesting film, if for no other reason for the talent of Malkovich. His performance is a study of excellent acting: He is so good as a reckless alcoholic pulling off acts of incredible chutzpah that the viewer literally cringes and winches in fear of his becoming exposed. Its not long into the movie that I was completely accepting of the lead character's complete asocial pathology. I accepted such for what it was - without any hope of redemption, rehabilitation or remorse! The problem with the film is that since the character soon becomes so one dimensional, the scenes just flow as episode after episode in a manner, way, etc., that makes one long for some personal epiphany, crisis, etc. This flick would have played well as tongue-in-cheek biography with a heavy dose of comedy, much like the films about; e.g., Ed Wood, Larry Flynt, etc. The movie might have been bettor with some modest introduction to the lead character, allowing some empathy.
    7elspethkrichardson

    A masterful performance from Malcovich

    Having just seen this movie, the most striking thing for me was how impressive Malcovich's performance was... that man can act. his accents were hilarious, his comic timing was impeccable, his blatant homosexuality was wonderful. it's really of this which carries the movie through, as the plot itself doesn't really have much substance to it. the entire film revolves around one character, and it is only really malcovich's character which gains any development at all, so it's just as well he does it well.

    personally, i enjoyed the film immensely, but came away with a great appreciation of malkovich, rather than for the film itself.
    9imcrazy

    Very "kubrickish"

    A very smart movie, which deals with several very interesting subjects. John Malkovitch is really incredible in his role.

    The movie points out the craziness of A. Conway. It especially points out the vanity of the "victims", so much so that sometimes, you feel rather sympathetic towards the con himself. Each of his victims finds in his/her meeting with "Stanley Kubrick" something that makes him/her feel good about themselves or something that will profit him/her. Very often, the only thing he gets out of all this is a lot of drink and money.

    The different references to actual Kubrick films are rather intelligent.

    Honestly, the first scene is really a kick.

    A film that is to be seen by any Kubrick fan.
    4Chris_Docker

    Colourful, but very in your face

    Something of a labour of love, Colour Me Kubrick is a short biopic of con-man Alan Conway who successfully posed as Stanley Kubrick during the director's lifetime. Played by John Malkovich at his most enduringly camp, Conway charms the socks, money and underpants from a string of wealthy suckers and gay young men. A master of his game, he gets people to write large cheques to cover fictitious donations to charity dinners as readily as conning twenty quid off a rock band to buy them (and him) fags and alcohol.

    Wildly exuberant and certainly colourful, the film is well directed and acted. Its main shortcoming are two fold. The plot, such as it is, comprises a series of extended sketches until Conway's eventual apprehension, which lends an air of repetitiveness. Secondly, although Malkovich's intensely colourful campness is a remarkable achievement, he stage centres in practically every scene and if you cannot fall completely in love with it, the effeminate preening eventually can look dated and rather irritating.

    Colour Me Kubrick is a traditional camp comedy with lots of cross-references for film fans. If you enjoy the first five minutes you will love it, otherwise it may have you climbing the walls.
    8alvaang

    Awesome

    This film was strangely intriguing and had my full attention all the time. The dialogue is at times extraordinarily witty and it's a mix of sadness (emphasized by the music scores from both Clockwork Orange and 2001, as well as melancholy tones from Bryan Adams "I'm not the man I seem to be, but I'm the man for you..") and comedy depicting the double nature of the conman Conway. Malkowich slippery and at times very painful acting is one of a kind. It's amazing how his character bounces up again and again, he can't stop himself. Of course, as a social commentary this film is a hard judgment on the willingness for people to believe and get benefits from anybody who appears to be in a position of power.

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    Storyline

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    • Trivia
      Jim Davidson met Alan Conway who pretended to be Stanley Kubrick. He even bought him dinner at a hotel in Devon, and was impressed that it took "lots" of takes to get the opening scene of Full Metal Jacket (1987) right.
    • Quotes

      Alan Conway: I'm only trying to escape myself. That's why I have to pretend to be someone else.

    • Crazy credits
      Epilogue:  "Alan Conway escaped prosecution. He returned to his flat in Harrow, where he died of a heart attack in December 1998. Stanley Kubrick died three months later."
    • Connections
      Featured in Comme au cinéma: Episode dated 13 December 2005 (2005)
    • Soundtracks
      I'm Not The Man You Think I Am
      Performed by Bryan Adams

      Written by Bryan Adams and Gretchen Peters

      © Badams Music Limited (ASCAP) Admin. By Sony/ATV Tunes LLC

      2004 Badman Ltd

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    • Release date
      • January 4, 2006 (France)
    • Countries of origin
      • United Kingdom
      • France
      • Canada
      • Isle of Man
      • United States
    • Language
      • English
    • Also known as
      • Colour Me Kubrick: A True... ish Story
    • Filming locations
      • Luton, Bedfordshire, England, UK
    • Production companies
      • Colour Me K Productions Limited
      • EuropaCorp
      • Isle of Man Film
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    Box office

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    • Gross US & Canada
      • $71,190
    • Opening weekend US & Canada
      • $37,201
      • Mar 25, 2007
    • Gross worldwide
      • $497,009
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    • Runtime
      • 1h 26m(86 min)
    • Color
      • Color
    • Sound mix
      • DTS
      • Dolby Digital
    • Aspect ratio
      • 1.85 : 1

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