Max Walker credited as playing...
Squib Furlong
- Sunny Capuduca: You complete and total idiot! Could you be any more of a useless pathetic dork?
- Squib Furlong: Okay, Sunny.
- Sunny Capuduca: Oh, I'm Squib and I just designed a new tennis racquet. It's so cool, I'm so great.
- Squib Furlong: Okay, Sunny, that's good, very convincing.
- Sunny Capuduca: Hey, guys, who's the biggest loser who ever walked the face of the earth?
- Squib Furlong: You can stop now.
- Sunny Capuduca: It's Squib, Squib, Squib, Squib, Squib!
- Sunny Capuduca: Loser, loser, loser!
- Rick: Do not try and read the book.
- Squib Furlong: All right, already!
- Rick: There is *no* book.
- Squib Furlong: Rick... Leave me alone!
- Rick: How can I leave you alone if I'm not even here?
- Squib Furlong: Shut up!
- Rick: Good, Squib. Anger is a tool, let's use it!
- Rick: Someone needs a hug.
- Squib Furlong: Get off me!
- Rick: Emotional outburst is key to the evolution of the grieving process.
- Squib Furlong: Don't get all Dr. Phil on me, I'm fine.
- Hartley Myers: When I was your age, I spent a lot of time being funny too.
- Squib Furlong: I don't believe it.
- Hartley Myers: Well, it's true. I was quite the ham.
- Squib Furlong: No, I mean, I don't believe it that you were once my age.
- Cameron White: [watching Tanis's legs go by] Who dat?
- Squib Furlong: That's Tanis McTaggart. She's a new student.
- Cameron White: From the A group?
- Squib Furlong: Where else?
- Cameron White: Did we pick the right group to be in or what?
- Rick: Perhaps I can be of assistance. My mother says that I have an IQ that rivals that of Alfred Einstein.
- Squib Furlong: It's Albert...
- Rick: Whatever. The point is, Uncle Rick is here for you.
- Jennifer Wiley: I want you to come up with an invention. Now I don't expect anything to actually work, but what I am looking for is creativity. So let your imaginations run wild.
- Squib Furlong: How about an invention to make this class less boring?
- Cody Meyers: I don't know what to say!
- Squib Furlong: Ok, then I'll do all the talking. It's time for me to stop hiding all the stupid gunk and step up to be a man, it's time for me to say that every time I close my eyes, all I see is your face and my stupid hair and my stupid chat and my stupid fans don't add up to anything. I would give up everything in a heartbeat for you!
- Cody Meyers: I thought you were the kind of guy who keeps bottled up?
- Squib Furlong: Things change!
- Sunny Capuduca: Hey, buzzard! Keep circling around, they might pity you.
- Squib Furlong: Sunny, it was Buzzsaw! Buzz - Saw!
- Sunny Capuduca: Oh, yeah, Buzzsaw, 'cause your career is sawdust!
- Squib Furlong: I can't believe I was so jealous of him.
- Adena Stiles: I should have been on that plane.
- Sunny Capuduca: Let's not start that.