- Arif: Would you mind if I turned on on the music?
- Old Villager: What kind of music? I don't listen to foreign music. How can I be sure that ain't swearing at my mother?
- Arif: How old is your mother?
- Old Villager: She is still alive, 93 by now.
- Arif: Don't worry, old timer, this band is new. They don't know about your mother.
- Band singing: Motherfucker! Yeah, Yo, Motherfucker!
- Arif: [In English] Speaking English? I live in English. It's not only a language to me, it's totally best way of expressing my own. You know, sometimes I'm dreaming of a world, all people understand each other perfectly. Yes, I have a dream. Imagine all the people dancing and touching each other, communicate in a joyful harmony.
- Arif: [In Turkish] Son, don't look at me like a cow, go get some tea!
- Publisher: [explaining that the "UFO" in photo is fake and pointing at the "UFO"] It says Kutahya porcelain on here. Look.
- Arif: [looking at photo] Well, I shot this in Kutahya. There's nothing wrong with it.
- Arif: [on the alien planet, Gora, along with other humans] Everybody speaks Turkish, I don't understand who is a Turk and who's not.
- Arif: There are four main elements that exist naturally in the world. Fire, Water, Earth, Wood!
- Commander Logar: Wood? Shouldn't it be "Air"?
- Arif: Wood, for sure! Did it touch you? I said "that exist naturally"!
- Tihulu: Commander! We have just detected an unidentified flying object approaching us, sir!
- Commander Logar: That's our planet, Jackass! We are approaching it! Who are you anyway?
- Kuna: Go away! Leave!
- Arif: Is this rose for me, dear?
- Refectory Guy: Yes, my dear.
- Arif: What was the purpose of sending it? Creating a synergy against the aliens, being friends?
- Refectory Guy: Don't be so mad, come and sit here.
- Arif: What a funny guy you are, cosby show.
- Arif: There's a phrase that Americans use, heard it before?
- Refectory Guy: What is it?
- Arif: Fuck you.
- Arif: Faruk! Why is the robot crying?
- Bob Marley Faruk: I don't know! Maybe he was programmed to cry!
- Arif: Shut up, Jackass! Hey, Robot why are you crying?
- 216-Robot: I've been punished!
- Arif: By who?
- 216-Robot: Commander Logar.
- Arif: Commander Logar? Fuck Commander Logar! What is he interfering for! I have to do something but... What should I do?