Mehed ei nuta (1968 TV Movie)

Ervin Abel: Hypochondriac

Quotes 

• Hypochondriac : [with a concerned voice]  But what if the storm comes?

  Glutton : [angrily]  Where can you see a storm?

  Hypochondriac : Well, it can happen...

  Glutton : [angrily]  Then we will sink!

  Hypochondriac : You too?

  Glutton : [angrily]  Yes, me too!

  Hypochondriac : [firmly]  Well, good for you, because then next time you'll be more cautious!

• Hypochondriac : [a sheep is chasing the hypochondriac] 

  Hypochondriac : [nervously]  I demand, I demand... I where... Where I... I demand that this animal... That this animal will be put on a shorter leash immediately! Do you know... Do you know... Do you know, that I am so upset right now! I am pushed to the edge, so far, so far, that I would drink 25 grams of cognac right now! Bloody sheep, I say!

• [men are lying on the grass] 

  Hypochondriac : Well, the ones I named before are the illnesses I certainly have. In addition, the digestion, lungs, heart, stomach and the spleen also cause me problems.

  Glutton : You must have a strong health!

  Hypochondriac : Why do you think so?

  Glutton : Otherwise you couldn't stand all this!

• Hypochondriac : So what do you think, where are we going to sleep tonight? Here, under the sky?

  Young nurse : Oh, you already want to sleep, sleepless?

  Hypochondriac : I will never forgive you that!

  [starts walking] 

  Glutton : Where are you going?

  Hypochondriac : I'm going home!

  Singer : With what? With a balloon?

  Managing director : [to the nurse]  Remember that if he won't return, you have to answer some questions in the militia!

  Young nurse : [tries to calm everybody]  Eat, rest, lie around. And if you want something more to eat, go to the shed. There are some groceries. Others can collect some branches and make a fire. I hope you understood me?

  Glutton : [arrogantly]  Girlie...

• Hypochondriac : My life has had many beautiful verses but the chorus will always be you.