'Weird Al' Yankovic credited as playing...
Self • Various
- [intro to the Fat video]
- Fat Man: Yo, home boy, where'ya been, man? We've been looking for you.
- Fat Man 2: Yeah. We ain't seen you around Burger World lately! So where'ya been?
- Al: Oh, you know, around.
- Fat Man 1: Want a piece of pizza? Think I got an extra piece around here somewhere...
- Al: No, that's okay, really.
- Fat Man 2: Yo, Ding-Dong, man, Ding-Dong. Ding-Dong, yo!
- Al: No, thanks, really.
- Fat Man 3: [shoving a burger in Al's face] Yo, eat this, man. It's good for you.
- Al: I'm... not really very hungry right now...
- Fat Man 1: Hey, man, what it is with you? You on some kind of diet?
- Fat Man 2: Yeah! Is that what they teach you in that little sissy school of yours?
- Al: Back off me, man, back off!
- Fat Man 1: The question is, are you fat, or what?
- Al: Just leave me alone!
- Fat Man 1: I said are you fat?
- Al: Get off me, man! Stop it!
- Fat Man 1: You ain't down with us no more! You ain't fat! You ain't fat!
- Al: You ain't fat! You ain't nothin'! YOU AIN'T NOTHIN'!