Kevin Dillon credited as playing...
Johnny 'Drama' Chase
- Johnny Drama: If you play gay or retarded you get an Oscar. I'd take in the ass for an Oscar.
- Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys.
- Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right?
- Johnny Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it.
- Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye.
- Johnny Drama: [pauses to think] That's the only kinda sex I have.
- Turtle: [looking towards the Pacific Ocean] What direction is that?
- Johnny Drama: That's east, you idiot.
- Eric: It's west, idiot.
- [long pause]
- Johnny Drama: Well... I mean, in NY it's east.
- [checking out Eric's new office, which consists of a card table and a chair]
- Johnny Drama: Nothing personal, E, but this doesn't exactly say, "I'm Vincent Chase's manager."
- Turtle: Yeah, it says, "I'm *Johnny* Chase's manager."
- Johnny Drama: [at the home of a Hollywood "madam" and her girls] Turtle, if you can't get laid here, turn your dick in.