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Puff the Magic Dragon in the Land of the Living Lies (1979)

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Puff the Magic Dragon in the Land of the Living Lies

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  • Puff: [eating homework] Arithmetic. Ketchup goes well with lower mathematics.
  • Sandy: Puff, look!
  • Puff: That is the famous purple cow that no one has ever seen.
  • Sandy: And the pink elephant?
  • Puff: That some see too often.
  • Sandy: Who's that?
  • Puff: Kilroy. Always was there, and never was anywhere.
  • Prosecuting Attorney: Little girl, isn't it true you zipped the zapper when you snipped the snoo?
  • Sandy: I can't understand him.
  • Puff: Because he's the prosecuting attorney: a genuine flim-flam.
  • Prosecuting Attorney: And furthermore, you frightened the flip by frying the frisbee. Uh-huh, and therefore I put to case that all the while the fluster flittered, your velocipede matriculated. DIDN'T YOU?
  • Sandy: Where are we?
  • Puff: Oh, a long way from your house, I'm sure.
  • Puff: Don't you think it's odd that I, a dragon, should eat homework for lunch? Of course it's odd, for it never happened. It was a falsehood, a canard, a prevarication. Oh, why beat about the bush. It was a silly lie told by a little girl named Sandy.
  • Sandy: [scornfully of the ficticious specimens] Oh, those are silly lies.
  • Puff: No, those are *fanciful* lies. And harmless fantasy's OK. And it's fun, too. I mean, I'm part-fantasy.

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