Robert Musgrave credited as playing...
Sgt. Keller
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: Why me? Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.
- Sgt. Keller: Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way." It's supposed to embarrass you into leading - or at least following.
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: That doesn't embarrass me.
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: I don't want a new assignment. I tell Sergeant Metsler that every time. I'm good at this.
- Sgt. Keller: Good at what? Sittin' on ass? No one ever comes in here.
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: Yeah, I know. It's perfect for me. No one bothers me. I can't screw up. If I can just stay in here another eight years, I get my pension. I'm all set.
- Pvt. Joe Bowers: [referring to his replacement] Shouldn't I train this guy?
- Sgt. Keller: I think he can figure out how to sit on his ass and watch TV all day.