Rescue Me (2004–2011)
John Scurti: Kenneth 'Lou' Shea
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Quotes
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Franco Rivera : He's retarded.
Kenny Lou : Like Rainman retarded or Paris Hilton retarded?
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Kenny Lou : "Mint Pussy". Probably one of *the* worst Ben & Jerry's flavors ever.
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Tommy Gavin : Listen, you can meet a guy's ex-girlfriend in a bar and feel her up.
Kenny Lou : Yes.
Tommy Gavin : You can be in a bar, meet a guy's ex-wife, and?
Kenny Lou : [makes circular gestures on his chest] Titty action.
Tommy Gavin : Titty action. You can even grab his sister's ass while the guy is in the same bar.
Kenny Lou : Yes you could.
Tommy Gavin : And it would all fall under the giant unbrella rule of, "Sorry, I was drunk."
Kenny Lou : Like Visa and Mastercard, accepted the world over.
Tommy Gavin : In fact, that's why the rule was invented all those years ago, by the... Romans?
Kenny Lou : Earlier than that, my friend: the Druids!
Tommy Gavin : [counting on his fingers] But girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, wife, ex-wife, sister, half-sister:
[sweeps his hands]
Tommy Gavin : No pussy!
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Homeless Man : Take a hike, wannabe!
Kenny Lou : [Drunk] You hake a tike!
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Sean Garrity : [the FDNY is losing the hockey game and Kenny Lou is going to lose 500 dollars on the game] Man, I'm gonna lose my 25 bucks.
Kenny Lou : [looks at Sean for a few seconds. Takes out lighter and lights Seans pants]