Jamie Hyneman credited as playing...
- Jamie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
- [discussing the lethality of paper-mache arrows]
- Adam: Just thinkin' this one through from a mechanical standpoint... I'd be totally pleased with two inches of penetration.
- Jamie: Generally, I prefer a little bit more.
- Jamie: [Jamie is holding a duck] Quack, damn you!
- Adam: He looks like he's trying to collect a loan from the duck. Duck loan collection agency!
- [in a mobster accent]
- Adam: We want to talk to you about some outstanding feed!
- Jamie: Adam, the police officer says you need to drink more.
- [Adam gets upset with Jamie and walks away]
- Jamie: Adam needs a cookie.
- Jamie: [in anticipation of a massive explosion] Jamie wants big boom.
- Jamie: Adam doesn't know it yet but he's digging his own grave.
- Adam: What's that?
- Jamie: What?... Nothing!
- Jamie: It's a beautiful day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about... and pretty soon there's gonna be a big explosion.
- Jamie: [over radio] This is one of those "What the hell am I doing?" moments, over!
- Jamie: I always enjoy seeing Adam in pain.
- Jamie: [wearing a full-body fire-protection suit with tinted hood] I kinda like it in here, it's private!
- [Jamie accidentally shoots a fluorescent light with a nail gun]
- Jamie: Whoops! We should get out of here. That's mercury vapor.
- Jamie: [while pushing Adam into the quicksand] Drown, you bastard!
- Jamie: [after spectacularly destroying two semi-trucks] It wasn't quite right, but I don't think we can reset.
- Adam: [Drops a pastrami sandwich on the floor and picks it up again] Whoop, I picked it up after like three seconds, would you eat it?
- Jamie: I wouldn't eat it just because you've handled it.
- Adam: [Holds a weather balloon] For science!
- [Releases the weather balloon and it floats away]
- Jamie: [Points to the weather balloon] It's going that way!
- [Adam laughs]
- Adam: You're a budding meteorologist Jamie!
- [Jamie laughs]
- Jamie: I think that was one of the most destructive things I've ever done. That was cool!
- Jamie: [fills a truck with vacuum cleaners] Do we suck or what?
- Jamie: I think this thing could hurt you. I think we're about to find out whether it will hurt you.
- Adam: All right, I'll go put on the suit.
- Narrator: What did I say about dressing up?
- Adam: [dancing in Redman suit] Yeah! You can shake your booty in this!
