- Salvatore: [mixing explosive chemicals in order to explode pants] Frank, why are you standing so far away?
- Frank Hausman: Because I want to live.
- Salvatore: I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?
- Jamie: It's a beautiful day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about... and pretty soon there's gonna be a big explosion.
- Jamie: [wearing a full-body fire-protection suit with tinted hood] I kinda like it in here, it's private!
- [Jamie accidentally shoots a fluorescent light with a nail gun]
- Jamie: Whoops! We should get out of here. That's mercury vapor.
- Jamie: [after spectacularly destroying two semi-trucks] It wasn't quite right, but I don't think we can reset.
- Adam: [in cockney accent to a shotgun toting Jamie facing an oven door] Alright Jamie, here's your motivation: This oven door has run off with your wife, so you decide to gear-up and get even.
- Adam: We got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna and it's just another day here at Mythbusters.
- Narrator: [Adam extinguishes the bunker after a successful rocket test] Not so much as fire in the hole as fire in the whole shop!
- Salvatore: [being massaged for an episode on the effects of stress levels on driving] This is the best damn Mythbusters *ever*.
- Adam: [Christine and Tory tape pizza boxes to Adam's arms] We're at the Icarus part of the evening. I think you know what happened to Icarus!