- Mullet Man: What in the name of Blaze Bailey do you think you're doing?
- Lucky Larry: I like Rancid's new album. It reminds me of Deep Purple's early work...
- Mullet Man: HA! You can't compare Rancid to Deep Purple. Ritchie Blackmore, Rock God, like captain Kirk, cool integalatic shag magnetic and Mr. Spock's best mate. Rancid, wannabe US rockers, here today, gone tommorow. They would be like Captain Pichard, wussy baldy make it so loser whose best friend's a bleeding robot! It's just not the same thing!
- Mullet Man: [at the end of every episode] Goodbye boys and girls... and spread the disease!