The Pacifier (2005)

Max Thieriot: Seth Plummer

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Quotes 

• Seth Plummer : [as they're being chased by the police]  Zoey, you're going too fast! You're not gonna have enough time to stop!

  Zoe Plummer : Who said anything about stopping? I'm parking!

• Director : We open in a week, people! The set isn't finished. Mother Abbess just quit because she has shingles. And, every step-ball change would make Bob Fosse rise from the grave just so he could have a heart attack again!

  Seth Plummer : I'll get it right.

  Director : No, you won't. You and your... *mother* over here can't get it right. And, I know this because I am a professional. I directed Show Boat with Greg Brady. It wasn't union, but it was good. Good! Good! Good!

  [puts hand up to rest up against prop, but crashes through it and falls down and then gets up and straightens himself out] 

  Director : Obviously, I quit!

• Seth Plummer : [Shane kicks in Seth's bedroom door - Seth exits the bathroom]  Oh my god! What did you do?

  Shane Wolfe : I was trying to protect you!

  Seth Plummer : How? By pulling a shock-and-awe on my door?

  Shane Wolfe : I can fix that.

  Seth Plummer : No you can't! It's broken in half!

• [from trailer] 

  Seth Plummer : We're all gonna die.

• Shane Wolfe : [garage door opens, and the family van is revealed]  What is it?

  Seth Plummer : It's a "minivan".

• Seth Plummer : There is a man in the house! It's me!

• Shane Wolfe : Think of it as a Bradley Assault Vehicle.

  Seth Plummer : Yeah, especially with Zoe driving.

• Seth Plummer : Oh, bite me.