Scott Grimes credited as playing...
Steve Smith • Midget Assassin • Frat Guy • Steve Smith as S • A Wolverine • Cheesy Guy • Convention Attendee • George Kidney • Jockey with Goatee • Kid on Plane • Scott LaRose • Stepfather
- Roger the Alien: I am not losing my Edge!
- Steve Smith: I don't know. You were Ricky Spanish for one week, and all you did was quietly rate Films on IMDB...
- Stan Smith: It's High School, Steve, it doesn't matter.
- Steve Smith: You said that last time, when's it start to matter?
- Stan Smith: Never.
- Steve Smith: [Flashbacks to an Italian Childhood he didn't have] What the Hell is in that Pasta Sauce?
- Bully: Well, well, if it isn't Steve Smith!
- Steve Smith: Yeah, don't splooge in your pants or anything.
- Bully: You wish! My antidepressants make that absolutely impossible!
- Klaus: If they cut your head off, try to blink your eyes for as long as possible. I have a theory to test...
- Steve Smith: Jeez Klaus, how can you be so terrible?
- Klaus: I'm German! It's what we do.
- Steve Smith: You sound smart like Hugh Grant the Movie Star, but you're actually stupid, like Hugh Grant the person!