Seth MacFarlane credited as playing...
Roger the Alien • Stan Smith • Greg Corbin • Alan Greenspan • Stan Smith as Agent Stan Smith • Bill • Brian Griffin • Future Stan • Glenn Quagmire • God • Greg Corbin as Pedi • Nipple Inmate • Peter Griffin • Reporter • Roger the Alien as Tearjerker • Roger the Alien as Tearjerker & Oscar • Seth MacFarlane • Stewie Griffin
- Roger the Alien: [after a hallucinogenic meal] I just don't have the words for it. Schmooblydong. Is that a word?
- Roger the Alien: [Steve has an electric guitar. Roger has an Octopus, an abacus and a hairdryer] Your thing looks more interesting
- [throws his stuff away]
- Roger the Alien: I am not losing my Edge!
- Steve Smith: I don't know. You were Ricky Spanish for one week, and all you did was quietly rate Films on IMDB...
- Football Legend: Stan, I thought the CIA was done with me! I still have the headaches and the nightmares! What happened in Munich? Who did I kill?
- Stan Smith: No, I'm not here about that. It's my kid's birthday!
- Gay Neighbour: Women don't ask for much, do they?
- Stan Smith: No, just don't pee in the shower on her birthday, and you're good to go.
- Stan Smith: It's High School, Steve, it doesn't matter.
- Steve Smith: You said that last time, when's it start to matter?
- Stan Smith: Never.
- Stan Smith: [to George W Bush] Is it true that you can make Tony Blair do anything you want? Like if you said he had to eat a bug, he'd eat it even if it had lots of legs?
- Roger the Alien: Do not fear me, pretty one, though my outward appearance may repulse thee I assure you my intentions are most pure.
- Stan Smith: [CIA awards] But I wouldn't be here if it weren't for my gym teacher Mr Raglan, who taught me everything I know about seduction!