Rumor Has It... (2005)

Jennifer Aniston: Sarah Huttinger

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• Sarah : I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to.

• Jeff : [to Sarah in the elevator, after she has apologized]  If we have a daughter, Beau Burroughs doesn't come within a thousand miles of her.

  Sarah : It stops with me!

• Sarah : If you're gonna marry someone you might as well marry your best friend.

• Annie : I'm the most screwed-up person in the world!

  Sarah : You're not even the most screwed-up person in this room!

• Sarah : Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you.

  Beau Burroughs : I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.

• Sarah : This isn't The Graduate, this is Deliverance!

• Jeff : Since when did you become afraid of flying?

  Sarah : I'm not afraid of flying. I love to fly.

  Jeff : Mm-hm.

  Sarah : It's crashing that I hate. I hate crashing.

• Sarah : Am I over-thinking this?

  Jeff : You're not under-thinking it.

• Sarah : ...and you drive *so* slow...

  Earl : I only drive slow, sweetheart, because you're in the car

• Jeff : So you're gonna just walk up to him and ask him point-blank?

  Sarah : Well, I guess I could walk in and yell "Hey, Dad", and see if he turns around.

• Sarah : You've slept with my mother and my grandmother.

  Beau Burroughs : What's your point?

  Sarah : My point... I... I mean, I... This is not normal! I mean, you know... You know what, you are too old for me. I mean, obviously, I am very confused right now and last night was some sort of, I don't know, rite of passage. Maybe every girl in my family has to sleep with you.

  Beau Burroughs : Well, I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have...

• Sarah : My sister... she bounces.

• Sarah : I love you. I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I *can* live without you. I just don't want to.

• Blake Burroughs : Wanna have sex?

  Sarah : Excuse me?

  Blake Burroughs : No... I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I just, I was looking for my father, this is supposed to be his table but I don't see him anywhere. So, if he comes by, tell him Blake was here for me, would ya?

  Sarah : Who is your dad?

  Blake Burroughs : Beau Burroughs.

• Sarah : I said knock three times!

  Jeff : Do you want me to go back out and do it again?

• Sarah : Grandma, what is wrong with me?

  Katharine : There is nothing wrong with you. And don't call me Grandma.

• Katharine : If you don't wanna marry the guy, don't. If you do, do. If the marriage implodes, divorce. You haven't lived till you've been through one of those.

  Sarah : Well, thank you, Grandma.

  Katharine : Happy to help.

• Jeff : Are you getting cold feet? I mean, as the bride, you should tell me, you know.

  Sarah : No, no, I'm not getting cold feet. I have perfectly warm feet.

  Jeff : Yeah? Just warm?

  Sarah : I mean, they're hot. They're very hot feet.

  Jeff : Yes, you do have very hot feet.

  [Sarah nods] 

  Jeff : Except for that freaky little baby toe.

• Sarah : [to Annie]  You're gonna have a great time. Just remember to keep breathing.