- Sarah: I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to.
- Beau Burroughs: Life has to be a little nuts sometimes. Otherwise it's just a bunch of Thursdays strung together.
- Katharine: Life is short, but marriage is long... so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.
- Jeff: You know, I never told you this, but they based a movie on my family. Seriously. Titanic. They changed it a little. There's not boat, nothing sank. But I did pose naked for a portrait once.
- Sarah: Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you.
- Beau Burroughs: I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.
- Katharine: You know, I still pick up the paper every day just to read your obituaries. I'm so thrilled that i'm not in it yet.
- Sarah: You've slept with my mother and my grandmother.
- Beau Burroughs: What's your point?
- Sarah: My point... I... I mean, I... This is not normal! I mean, you know... You know what, you are too old for me. I mean, obviously, I am very confused right now and last night was some sort of, I don't know, rite of passage. Maybe every girl in my family has to sleep with you.
- Beau Burroughs: Well, I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have...
- Katherine: [after revealing a secret to Sarah] You know, I really shouldn't drink this without a mixer.
- Sarah: I love you. I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I *can* live without you. I just don't want to.
- Earl: There's an old saying: "Nobody comes from Los Angeles. Everybody comes to Los Angeles." But if you do come from Los Angeles, then chances are you come from Pasadena.
- Blake Burroughs: Wanna have sex?
- Sarah: Excuse me?
- Blake Burroughs: No... I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I just, I was looking for my father, this is supposed to be his table but I don't see him anywhere. So, if he comes by, tell him Blake was here for me, would ya?
- Sarah: Who is your dad?
- Blake Burroughs: Beau Burroughs.
- Woman number 4: We went to Spain last summer, and it's like an entirely different country.
- Jeff: Are you getting cold feet? I mean, as the bride, you should tell me, you know.
- Sarah: No, no, I'm not getting cold feet. I have perfectly warm feet.
- Jeff: Yeah? Just warm?
- Sarah: I mean, they're hot. They're very hot feet.
- Jeff: Yes, you do have very hot feet.
- [Sarah nods]
- Jeff: Except for that freaky little baby toe.