- Daniel Flynn: He's checking out your breasts! I think he likes you.
- Julie: Ew, that's disgusting!
- Daniel Flynn: Not for him.
- Daniel Flynn: What the hell was that?
- Julie: I don't know. Sounded like some crazy mummy going nuts.
- Daniel Flynn: [chuckles] This Mummy Theme Park is really something, isn't it?
- Julie: Go to Egypt, are you kidding? You're so lucky!
- Daniel Flynn: Yeah, hard work and hot as hell.
- Julie: The desert sand...
- Daniel Flynn: Flies.
- Julie: The pyramids...
- Daniel Flynn: Mosquitoes.
- Julie: Camels!
- Daniel Flynn: Smells.
- Julie: Mummies.
- Daniel Flynn: Can't drink the water!
- Julie: I love spicy food.
- Daniel Flynn: It'll give you the runs.
- Julie: Hmph. I don't care. I'm coming!
- Daniel Flynn: When you hired me for this job, you gave me no details. I still don't know what I have to do, exactly.
- Sheik: [laughing] My boy, it's the greatest opportunity of your life.
- Daniel Flynn: Well that remains to be seen. Please, just tell me what you want me to photograph!
- Sheik: Daniel, you're here to present my creation to the world: the Mummy Theme Park. The most original tourist attraction ever thought up by man.