Kurt Russell credited as playing...
Steve • The Commander
- Steve: William Theodore Stronghold...
- [stretches out his arms for a hug]
- Steve: Come here!
- Will Stronghold: Wait, you're not mad?
- Steve: My boy has super-strength! How can I be mad?
- [hugs Will, cracking his backbones]
- Will Stronghold: [groans in pain] Ow!
- Steve: Sorry.
- [Will hugs Steve back]
- Steve: Ow, you ARE strong! All right, if your mom asks, you tell her I read you the riot act and I took away your xBox.
- Will Stronghold: But I don't have an xBox.
- Steve: Are you sure?
- [spins a chair to reveal a large, nicely wrapped present for Will]
- Steve: [about the party, which Will inadvertently let happen] Son, I'm only going to ask you this.
- Will Stronghold: Dad, I swear, I didn't plan this.
- Steve: All right. That's good enough for me. Hmm?
- Josie: Steve, I've got half a mind not to let him go to homecoming!
- Will Stronghold: That's fine; I'm not going anyway.
- Steve: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. Your mom said she had "half a mind"! Will, you have to go to the homecoming dance. We all have to because we're introducing the Stronghold Three, the greatest family of superheroes mankind has ever known.
- Josie: [notices Will's upset facial expression] Did something happen, Will?
- Will Stronghold: I don't wanna talk about it.
- Steve: Yeah, well, we're gonna talk about it because... we promised Gwen we'd go to the dance! And when a Stronghold makes a promise son, that promise is kept!
- Will Stronghold: I promise you, Dad, I'm not going to homecoming.
- Steve: [re: the Pacifier] This is my most prized possession, Will.
- Will Stronghold: Wow. What does it do?
- Steve: No idea.
- Steve: Will, I just want you to know how proud I am that you'll be attending my alma mater and someday following me into the family business.
- Will Stronghold: Real Estate?
- Steve: Right.
- [winks]
- Steve: Real estate.
- Will Stronghold: [pretending to have super strength by bench pressing an extremely heavy weight] 200... Hi, Dad, just trying to get some sets in before school.
- Steve: Yeah, low weight, high reps, that's the key. You don't wanna bulk up...
- Will Stronghold: Yeah, I'm going more for definition.