- Sam Hallaway: You probably read the end of a book first, don't you?
- Bobbi Prescott: Yeah.
- Sam Hallaway: That is no way to live.
- Bobbi Prescott: We were pretty sure we didn't get the job.
- Officer Degrasso: Wait wait wait wait wait, you mean they didn't hire you on the spot?
- Bobbi Prescott: Oh no, we weren't interviewing to be cops.
- Janet: [about the copious evidence] Now what I'm wondering, why would they be so sloppy?
- Sam Hallaway: They're likely to improve.
- Janet: Ah I see, yeah.
- Sam Hallaway: Unless ma'am - they just don't give a shit.
- Sam Hallaway: [offers a cigarette] Jack?
- Officer Jack Bennett: Smoking kills.
- Sam Hallaway: No. No. You do.
- Sam Hallaway: You fired into your partner, and you opened him up like a can of soda! Pop! PING!
- [imitates soda spraying out of a can]
- [last lines]
- Sam Hallaway: Well, she was on to us, so I thought that's fun. So let her go free.
- Elizabeth Anderson: I think that's the most romantic thing ever in the whole world.