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Just Sex and Nothing Else (2005)

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Just Sex and Nothing Else

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  • Tamás: I simply don't understand, what happens to women approaching their forties.
  • Dóra: Forties? Who do you think is around forty?
  • Tamás: Why? How old are you?
  • Dóra: How long is your dick?
  • Tamás: 12 inches.
  • Dóra: Then I'm twenty.
  • Zsófi: [discussing partner selection criteria with Dóra] Honey, if all the women were waiting for the normal guy, the human race would long be extinct.
  • [from the DVD subtitle]
  • Zsófi: And that cute sculptor?
  • Dóra: He was a painter. He skipped screwing his model only when he painted a still life.
  • Dóra: Hi Ali!
  • Ali: Dóra!
  • [in broken Hungarian]
  • Ali: I though you forgot me.
  • Dóra: I was on a diet.
  • Ali: Hungarian women very strange. Always diet. But why? Who cares about a toothpick in skirt.
  • Paskó: Valmont is an idiot, Madame Tourvel is a spinster but they still screw. That's love. Then they die. That's drama.
  • Tamás: "I deserve to suffer. I know I've made a fatal mistake and you'll never forgive, but please belive me I have always, always loved only you." Who the hell did the adaptation?
  • Paskó: Why?
  • Tamás: It's awful. It turns Valmont into a sentimental idiot.
  • Dóra: He is an idiot who wants to screw every woman.
  • Tamás: And he does, too.
  • Dóra: By the way, his name is pronounced "Valmon," no T. It's French.

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