Rachel Blanchard credited as playing...
Mercedes
- Mercedes Harbont: Why don't we just take a picture?
- Paul: Oh, sure, let's drop it off at Jiffy Photo when we land, Einstein.
- Mercedes Harbont: Ever heard of e-mail, dick-wad?
- Mercedes Harbont: [Comforting her dog, insulting the Englishman] Don't worry, Mary Kate. His hair plugs can't hurt you.
- Claire Miller: I'm sorry but first class is overbooked, but there is plenty of room to stretch out in coach which is only half-full.For the inconvenience we would like to offer you this travel voucher which is good on any date for any South Pacific Airlines flight.
- Paul: Hmm, and this travel voucher won't help get me to my meeting on time, will it?
- Claire Miller: Sir, I'm pretty sure that coach gets to Los Angeles about the same time that first class does.
- Paul: Funny. Does my Senior Reward membership come with your sarcasm, or should I speak with your supervisor... Claire?
- [walks into the plane]
- Claire Miller: This had better be a matter of national security,
- Mercedes Harbont: Did I just hear right that there's no first class?
- Claire Miller: Yes, only coach.
- Mercedes Harbont: Is it safe back there?
- Tiffany: [after a pause] Yes, yes, it is totally safe there.