- Crow 1: [listening in] I've been really depressed lately, thinking about the depletion of fossil fuels.
- Crow 2: Yeah, tell me about it. We've got to come up with a renewable energy source before that happens...
- Crow 3: Like wind, or hydroelectric... I think solar energy probably has the greatest potential.
- Lord Crump: [while in disguise] And you! Yes, out there. In front of the TV screen-I'm talking to you! It may be really obvious to YOU who I am... but I still have Mario fooled, so no telling! Or else!
- Professor Frankly: And you there! In front of the TV! You listen up, too!
- Yoshi: Did someone pile-drive your head, or what? I don't see any TV here, nutjob!
- Vivian: What to say... ARE YOU TALKING TO NO ONE?
- Goombella: Yeesh. First me, then you! Why do we always have to break through the fourth wall?
- Goombella: [using her tattle function] That's Stewart, the blimp conductor. He checks tickets for blimp passengers. He's what you call a Cheep-Cheep. Normally they don't hang out on land, but... They've actually been around a while in the Mario Bros. series, you know. Oh, gosh, I just broke through the fourth wall, there, didn't I? Sorry, just forget it.
- [repeated line]
- TEC: Goodnight, Princess Peach.
- Goombella: Mario has the Treasure Map!
- Professor Frankly: WHAT? Hummina hubbity hubbida hippity hoobida hammala huffala hoofall... *Really*?
- Gus: CRUD! You dumb video-game heroes always do this!
- [after being defeated by Mario]
- Goombella: Why is there a gatekeeper in every town? Well, I guess the game would be too easy be without them. Hee hee... let's never speak of it again.
- X-Naut: um... ouch?
- Hamma Jamma: My grandpappy used to tell me great stories... World 7-1, that was his 'hood. I'm gonna become champion to honor his memory, man!
- Doopliss: [after guessing his name wrong] Wrongamundo, little nobody! Who'd name their kid that?
- Lucky: [on explaining how the Lottery works] The daily number changes everyday in real time. I use the Nintendo Gamecube Clock as a reference!
- Koops: [about Ms. Mowz] Man she sure is cute.
- Goombella: This is the other side of the big clock. Lots of endlessly moving gears... A lonely clock, counting out the endless progression of hours, heard by no one...