- Lazlo: You're like the brother I never had.
- Raj the Elephant: And you're like the puppy my parents never let me have.
- Raj the Elephant: What are we made of?
- Clam: Stuff.
- Raj the Elephant: Stuff? What kind of stuff?
- Clam: Stuff, stuff.
- Edward the Platypus: [sees Lazlo, Raj and Clam fall from a waterfall] Hooray!
- Edward the Platypus: [sees them emerge safely] Whatever.
- The Dung Beetles: I love the sound of waterfalls. It sounds like music to my ears.
- The Dung Beetles: Sounds more like screams of terror from those Jelly Cabin guys.
- Edward the Platypus: Now that's music to my ears. Boy, I'd give the shirt off my back to see Lazlo and those Jelly Cabin dweebs in harm's way.
- [Skip rips Edward's shirt off]
- Edward the Platypus: Hey! What's the big idea?
- The Dung Beetles: See?
- [points to Lazlo, Raj and Clem hanging over the waterfall]
- Edward the Platypus: [Rips off his pants] Here, take my pants, too!
- Lazlo: [swinging, referring to Scout Master Lumpus's "nickname"] Isn't this fun, L-L-L-Larry?
- Clam: Larry.
- Raj the Elephant: L-L-L-Larry Canary.
- Lazlo: L-L-L-Larry Underwear-y.
- Clam: Larry.
- The Narrator: Wait a second, what was exciting happening to the Bean Scouts?