Larry the Cable Guy credited as playing...
Various • Various Characters
- Jeff Foxworthy: I believe that no matter what anybody says, everybody pees in the pool.
- Bill Engvall: Or in the shower.
- Larry the Cable Guy: Or in the sink.
- [Jeff and Bill give him weird looks]
- Jeff Foxworthy: I believe... that's the last time I eat at your house.
- Larry the Cable Guy: [during the "things you don't want to hear people say when they first see you naked" thing] Jeez, smoking really does stunt your growth!
- Larry the Cable Guy: [Larry notices a gray hair on his shirt] A gray hair. That can mean one of two things, either I'm gettin' old or I need to stop picking women up at bingo.
- Papaw: [to Terry Tackett] If you're about to do what I think you're gonna do, I'll slit your throat when you're asleep.
- Bill Engvall: [New Year's resolutions] I resolve to stop wearing women's underwear.
- [Jeff moves away from him and next to Larry]
- Larry the Cable Guy: I resolve to start wearing underwear.
- [Jeff moves away from Larry]
- Larry the Cable Guy: I believe if I had a dollar for every time my dad told me he loved me... well money ain't really important here.
- Larry the Cable Guy: [talking about scary things] Picture this, a proctologist showing up with a miner's hat and a pick axe.