- Garry Marshall: You know TV Guide had a survey, and you Tom were voted one of the top ten TV Dads of all time.
- Tom Bosley: People always ask me why was I such a great dad. And I always say that it was easy to be a great dad here because everything was written down for me. It's easy to be a great dad when everything is written down. To be a dad in real life, you have to improvise 24 hours a day.
- Anson Williams: [about why Anson is directing now] Gary always said, 'In this business you have to wear at least four different hats. I've seen your acting kid, you should wear six.'
- Garry Marshall: We had some writers that were 17 and some that were 70. What we did is that always put these writers together in the same room and forced them to learn from each other and work together.
- Ron Howard: Henry. Come on. For old times sake.
- Henry Winkler: Okay.
- [he bumps his arm into the wall and the lights switch off]
- Garry Marshall: [to Scott Baio] Look how far away you're sitting! You're at the reunion of Charles In Charge!