- Mr. Electricidad: OK, kids, who's next? Remember, there are no dumb ideas.
- Linus: Maybe we can freeze his circuits!
- Mr. Electricidad: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. We're in the middle of Texas in August!
- Sharkboy: [singing] Close your eyes, shut your mouth, dream a dream and get us out. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream. / Hit the hay, fast asleep, dream a dream, you little blip. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.
- Lavagirl: It's working! Keep it up, Sharkboy.
- Sharkboy: [singing] Just relax, lay about, or my fist will put you out. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream. / Take your time, but beware, there's darkness in the air. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.
- Lavagirl: Dream about me next, Max. I need to know who I am. Not just destruction or a simple flame. Dream of me as something good.
- Sharkboy: [singing] Don't despair, step right up. Glass of water? Here's a cup. / Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream, dream.
- Lavagirl: He's having a nightmare! Wake up, Max! Wake up! Stop that racket Sharkboy - you're giving him nightmares!
- Mr. Electric: For every person who dreams up the electric light bulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb.
- [Max had just imagined a banana split boat in the Land of Milk and Cookies]
- Sharkboy: You still hungry, Max? How about a knuckle sandwich?
- Title Card: Everything that is or was, began with a dream. -LAVAGIRL
- [first lines]
- Sharkboy: [narrating] Sharkboy was not always half shark, half boy. He was a marine biologist, or at least in training. His father studied great white sharks and called his son "Sharkboy", because of how much he loved to care for the sharks. He made them sushi and had given them all names: Goodmilk, Peggy, Eggbat... and Crackett.
- Sharkboy: But one day an incredible, mysterious storm appeared. It swept away the entire laboratory. Thanks to their life rafts, Sharkboy and his father survived. But they survived on different sides of the wreckage, each floating off in a different direction. Sharkboy was completely alone. Almost completely.
- [sharks gathering around]
- Sharkboy: [while singing a lullaby to Max] Close your eyes / Shut your mouth / Dream a dream / And Get us out / Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream / Hit the hay / Fast asleep / Dream a dream / You little bleep / Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream, Dream...
- [Lavagirl smiles at his dancing and singing]
- Sharkboy: [cracks knuckles] Get ready for the ultimate power outage.
- Mr. Electric: [flexing muscles] And who are you to believe that you can defeat me now?
- Sharkboy: No one special. Just... king of the ocean.
- [Sharks cut ice that Mr. Electric is on, he falls in the water, and the sharks bite him]
- Sharkboy: Shark frenzy.
- [Sharkboy walks away]
- Lavagirl: Row row row your bananasplit-boat, gently down the steam of consciousness, merrily merrily merrily, live is Max's dream.
- Mr. Electricidad: You're in my class, not the other way around! I know everything, and you know nothing! At the end of class, both of you report to the principal's office, with your parents!
- Mr. Electricidad: [3D version only] Glasses on. The following presentation is in three dimensions. Use the strap to secure the glasses to your head.
- [about the 'Glasses off' message]
- Mr. Electricidad: When you see this, you will take your glasses off. But keep them handy, you will need them again later. For now, leave your glasses on. Enjoy the show!