- Ozzie: What? I'm real with my feelings. What?
- Bruce: You convinced a quadriplegic to go surfing.
- Ozzie: Saltwater is good for the bones.
- Ozzie: I'm being sexually propositioned by the devil?
- Maxi: I wish! That would be the afterlife, huh.
- [snickers]
- Maxi: Nope, I'm just a broker.
- Ozzie: Church is for old folks and ugly women.
- Ozzie: Listen up, playas! This is your man Ozzie Greer, get your answers here, boyyy! Hit me up. You know that stuff. And ladies, no fatties... not unless you're shaking that nasty...