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Zerophilia
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Luca
: [
Keenan has just suggested that Luca ask Michelle whether she would consider a relationship with a zerophiliac
] No way I'm gonna ask her that!
Keenan
: Well, you have to! Come on, where are your 'nads, man?
Keenan
: [
the two exchange a look
] We'll get 'em back.
Sydney
: That's the thing about the truth. It'll set you free, but first it'll really piss you off!
Luke
: Sorry, lady, but you're just bizarre.
Sydney
: Maybe. But one thing I learned long ago: you can't change your true nature, even if it can change you.
Michelle
: Are you asking me out?
Luke
: I'll-I'll just sit there, I won't talk
Keenan
: You're gonna have a great time with her tonight. Just be yourself... mostly.
Keenan
: You mean, you're gonna try to keep yourself from getting turned on?
Luke
: Yeah.
Keenan
: C'mon, Luke, you get turned on by two scoops of ice cream.
Luke
: I make out with a girl, I start turnin' into one. You gotta admit that's a little weird.
Luke
: She's smart, funny, the way she eats ravioli with a spoon, you're like "aaahh!"
Luke
: Keenan, c'mere! Quick!
Keenan
: What?
Luke
: [
looking at self in mirror
] Well I HAD hair, man!
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