- Self - Host: Hey, Will Smith! Dang, you're so hot right now, you could do a movie with Chevy Chase and it would make some money!
- Fiona Apple: So, what I wanna say is... um, everybody out there that's watching, everybody that's watching, this world... this world is bullshit, and you shouldn't model your life - wait a second - you shouldn't model your life about what you think that we think is cool, and what we're wearing, and what we're saying and everything. Go with yourself. Go with yourself.