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Dark Oracle (2004)

Quotes

Dark Oracle

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  • Lance Stone: Sage, you're not acting like yourself.
  • Sage: How do you know? Maybe this is the new me. Maybe I changed. Happens all the time you know.
  • Cally Stone: It's all the comic's fault.
  • Omen: Kali! I have never felt anything for anyone in my entire existence - ink, flesh, and blood remember? But I... I feel something for you.
  • Cally Stone: You are ink and flesh and blood! You don't have feelings you don't have a heart!
  • [Omen looks angry and hurt and storms off]
  • Cally Stone: If something goes wrong, you could die.
  • Doyle: I accept the responsibilities. I've made a lot of mistakes.
  • Omen: Yeah, one of them was turning me into a frog.
  • Cally Stone: What do you think he wanted?
  • Lance Stone: I think he wanted to pull me into the comic.
  • Cally Stone: Why?
  • Lance Stone: Balance, I think. One person needs to be in one person needs to be out.
  • Cally Stone: Ohmygod! Emmett! I have to go!
  • [leaves]
  • Lance Stone: Wait!
  • [sighs]
  • Blaze: [though a cracked piece of glass] It's not over.
  • [laughs]
  • Lance Stone: [crushes glass with heel]
  • Lance Stone: We can't let any of this happen.
  • Cally Stone: Why don't you just call her?
  • Lance Stone: Who?
  • Cally Stone: Sage.
  • Lance Stone: You know, it's rude to read minds.
  • Cally Stone: Right, if you stare at the phone long enough, she'll call you.
  • [phone rings]
  • Lance Stone: [startled]
  • Lance Stone: Hi, mom.
  • Lance Stone: My evening wasn't great either.
  • Cally Stone: Later.
  • Lance Stone: I mean, at least you weren't trapped in a room with snakes, tarantulas, and a dead bird that flies.
  • Cally Stone: I said later.
  • [leaves]
  • Lance Stone: Yeah, because a dead bird coming back to life is no big deal, really.
  • Violet: Listen to me! I'm the star here! Me!
  • Cally Stone: Listen to me! This is my show!
  • Cally Stone: What just happened here?
  • Cally Stone: I'm not going to let this comic rule my life!
  • Violet: You are such a pathetic loser.
  • Lance Stone: [about Dizzy and Rebecca] You know, they're in the honeymoon stage. They have to spend every moment with each other. And come up with cheesy nicknames.
  • Cally Stone: Cheesy nicknames?
  • Lance Stone: You know, how Sage calls me Lancelot and I call her Pickletoes.
  • Cally Stone: Pickletoes? Eww. Too much information, why is everyone sharing today?
  • Sage: [looking at the snake] He's so cute! What's his name?
  • Doyle: He doesn't have one.
  • Sage: That's cruel! I'm gonna call him Twiggy.
  • Lance Stone: Dizzy you can't freak out everytime you hear a noise. I mean, these woods are full of bears, foxes, and coyotes.
  • Sage: I'm ok with animals. Axe murderers I have a problem with.
  • Lance Stone: This car's standard.
  • Cally Stone: And?
  • Lance Stone: I only drive automatic.
  • Cally Stone: Actually you don't drive.
  • Lance Stone: Touche.
  • Sage: How do you focus on friends and class? I feel like there's this huge black cloud over my head.
  • Cally Stone: You learn to deal.
  • Sage: So, are we gonna dance with other people or just with each other? Because I was thinking it should just be with each other.
  • Lance Stone: Why? Do you think other girls are going to mob me?
  • [Sage looks down]
  • Lance Stone: No, I think we should just dance with each other. Though I have to say, this new jealousy thing is cute.
  • Sage: What? I'm not jealous.
  • Lance Stone: Sure you're not.
  • Lance Stone: After all this time and everything we've been through why can't you trust me?
  • Sage: How can I trust you about anything if you won't even tell me the truth about a stupid dress?
  • Cally Stone: Where's the girl?
  • [Delly points]
  • Cally Stone: In the mirrow?
  • [she nods]
  • Cally Stone: What does she look like?
  • Delly: You.
  • Violet: You can't hide forever Omen!
  • Blaze: Tell us how you got into their world!
  • Violet: Tell us!
  • Omen: I'll never tell you anything!
  • Cally Stone: [gasps awake]
  • Dizzy: I was watching Dr. Phil
  • Lance Stone: [interrupts] Wait, you watch Dr.Phil?
  • Dizzy: What? It's a good show.
  • Cally Stone: They look more like us. What do you think this means?
  • Lance Stone: I dunno.
  • Cally Stone: I can't believe they're back. She's back. I thought I saw her in the bathroom today...
  • Lance Stone: Who?
  • Cally Stone: Violet.
  • Dizzy: This, this is not good! We almost blew up the school!

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