- [Norma opens the door and Rico walks in with exercise equipment]
- Rico: I am Rico.
- Norma Michaels: Oh, y-yes...won't you come...oh, you are in.
- [Norma shuts the door]
- Rico: Where do we do it?
- Norma Michaels: What?!
- Rico: Here, or in the bedroom?
- Norma Michaels: Oh, in here! In here.
- [Rico begins to take off his coat, with his tight exercise outfit on underneath, and he begins to set up the exercise equipment]
- Rico: I'll set the table.
- Norma Michaels: Need any help.
- Malcom Michaels: Hey, who are you?
- Rico: I am Rico!
- Malcom Michaels: What are you doing here?
- Rico: I have an appointment with Mrs. Michaels.
- Malcom Michaels: Where is Mrs. Michaels?
- Rico: In the bedroom, taking off her clothes.
- Malcom Michaels: Oh, she is; is she?
- [he runs to the bedroom to check on her]
- Norma Michaels: If I live to be a hundred, I'll never forget Mendelssohn's 'Wedding March' played by a mariachi band.
- Norma Michaels: [hearing the hotel room has a waterbed] I'm on the wrong pill. I should have taken Dramamine.
- Fay: [spotting Malcolm at a fancy restaurant] What are you doing here? Was there a fire at Jack in the Box?
- Norma Michaels: [about the Montezuma Motor Lodge] The only motel in town where the guests are afraid to drink the water.
- Fay: [about Norma's daughter's wedding at the Montezuma Motor Lodge] That's the first time I ever saw a Presbyterian minister wearing a sombrero.