Queen Latifah credited as playing...
- [last lines]
- Sid: Manny, who do you like better, me or Diego?
- Manfred: Diego. It's not even close.
- Diego: Heh, told you.
- Ellie: Manny, you can't choose between your kids.
- Manfred: He's not my kid. He's not even my dog. If I had a dog, and that dog had a kid, and the dog's kid had a pet, that would be Sid.
- Sid: Can I have a dog, Manny?
- Manfred: No.
- Sid: Ellie, can I have a dog?
- Ellie: Of course, you can, sweetie.
- Manfred: Ellie, we have to be consistent with them.
- Ellie: What about me is attractive?
- Manfred: Your... butt?
- Ellie: What about it?
- Manfred: It's... big?
- Ellie: [flattered] You're just saying that.
- Manfred: No, I mean it. It's huge. Biggest darned butt I've ever seen.
- Ellie: That is really sweet.
- Manfred: I knew it! I knew I couldn't be the only one!
- Ellie: Me too! Everybody falls out of the tree sometimes. They just won't admit it!
- Sid: Well, shave me down and call me a mole rat. You found another mammoth.
- Ellie: Where? Wait a minute. I thought mammoths were extinct.
- [pause]
- Ellie: What are you looking at me for?
- Manfred: I don't know. Maybe because you're a mammoth?
- Ellie: Me? Don't be ridiculous! I'm not a mammoth, I'm a possum.
- Manfred: Right, good one. I'm a newt.
- [Points at Diego]
- Manfred: This is my friend, the badger,
- [Points at Sid]
- Manfred: ... and my other friend, the platypus.
- Sid: Why do I gotta be the platypus? Make him the platypus.
- Ellie: [to Manny] You ain't savin' the species TONIGHT, or any OTHER night.
- Ellie: Hey, do we do any special tricks like roll over, or do we just throw our weight around?
- Manfred: You are so stubborn and hard-headed!
- Ellie: Well, I guess that proves it - I am a mammoth!
- Ellie: I thought fat guys were supposed to be jolly.
- Manfred: I'm not fat. It's this fur. It makes me look big. It's poofy.
- Ellie: Oh, okay.
- [to Crash and Eddie]
- Ellie: He's fat.
- Ellie: [annoyed with Manny suggesting they save their species] OK. We followed you during the day, now you're coming with us at night.
- Manfred: But we can't see at night.
- Ellie: Then enjoy the flood.
- Eddie: I can't even look at him!
- Crash: [turns and looks at Manny] Pervert!
