- Dave Gorman: When I woke up on new year's day 2003, I was woken by a young Chinese boy. I don't live with a young Chinese boy.
- Dave Gorman: I went for a walk, about 30 minutes from the hotel I found a 24 hour garage. I bought the only things left on their shelves I could afford, understand, and consume. I promise you this is the truth and this is a genuinely low ebb in my life. I ended New Year's Day 2003, naked in a hotel room in Washington DC eating a Pot Noodle with a toothbrush.
- Dave Gorman: [Upon discovering he has an e-mail saying he is a Googlewhack] There's only one part of my anatomy I can imagine an Australian calling a Google and Stevo appears to be accusing me of whacking mine!
- Dave Gorman: If you find out what a Googlewhack is and you're sitting at a computer when you find out what one is, and you don't try to find one you're not bloody human, surely!
- Dave Gorman: Of the 5
- [Googlewhacks]
- Dave Gorman: that I've contacted, 2 of them have returned my contact and I've ended up meeting them both. In meeting them both I've travelled 1064 miles giving us, I'm sure you're all aware, 532 miles per Googlewhack.