- Sean Waltman: [looking a picture of Mao Tse Tung in Tiananmen Square] Hey, Chairman Mao!
- [pointing to his crotch]
- Sean Waltman: GAH-COW!
- [several people stop what they're doing and stare at him]
- Sean Waltman: We gotta go.
- Sean Waltman: [high on pot and seeing Joanie naked] Ahh, yeah, oh fuck. Damn. You're sexier'n a motherfucker. Wow.