- Roommate: Roxanne, I'm so tired of you stealing my stuff. My sandals, my clothes, even my boyfriend. Well, I'm bigger than you, so I can tie you up anytime I want to. Don't forget that!
- Roxanne: So you think you can tie me up just because I borrowed your shoes? That's awfully mean. I know you're stronger than me, but this is easy to do when you're taking a nap.
- Roxanne: Oh, you're nice and tied up. I'm going to really enjoy going out with your boyfriend. As a matter of fact, he should be here in fifteen minutes. Just try not to be too loud so he can hear.