- Fiona Taylor: You know this mission isn't gonna be easy, right?
- Mattias Nilsson: Sure it'll be easy. Just have to shoot a few bad guys, verify me a General, then I'm gonna order my custom built Lamborghini with diamond crested wheels.
- Christopher Jacobs: [When player tries to shoot with a gun without any ammo] Hey, I can throw my shoe at 'em if you want.
- Fiona Taylor: [while Mattias picks up the carbine] I know it's not state of the art.
- Mattias Nilsson: Well, it kills people, right?
- Agent Mitchell Bruford: [when the player pulls a chair out and spins around in it] My lord, what are you, *eight*?
- Fiona Taylor: Does Sergei seem a little wigged-out to you?
- Mattias Nilsson: "The hanged man will kick at anything when the noose starts to tighten around his neck." That's an old Viking saying which means... "Yeah."
- Mattias Nilsson: I think I like Colonel Peng. Even the stick up his butt has a stick up its butt.
- Fiona Taylor: Oh, I'm sure he'll warm right up, once you get to know him.
- Fiona Taylor: Jegal has a reputation for being an especially cruel leader. He'd torture his own men if they were less than perfect.
- Christopher Jacobs: I had a high school teacher like that once...
- Fiona Taylor: Wow, Colonel Peng really has it in for Buford.
- Christopher Jacobs: Maybe he just doesn't like Americans? Nah! He loves *me*!
- Colonel Samuel Garrett: Those are my fish; Solomon, Abraxas and uh, Marshmallow. My wife named that last one.