- Children's Rhyme: Beware the stare of Mary Shaw / She had no children only dolls / And if you see her in your dreams / Be sure to never ever scream.
- Det. Jim Lipton: [to Jaime, after Jaime pushes him down] Jaime! You don't want to make me chase you!
- Det. Jim Lipton: [after Jaime drives away, heads to his car] I don't even have a full tank of gas!
- [last lines]
- Jamie Ashen: [reciting the nursery rhyme] Beware the stare of Mary Shaw / She had no children, only dolls / And if you see her in your dreams / Be sure to never ever scream.
- Det. Jim Lipton: [walks up to Jamie] Can you help me with a missing person's case? I'm looking for a male.
- [points to Jamie's head]
- Det. Jim Lipton: Bout this tall. Sometimes seen with a hand up his ass.
- Jamie Ashen: What do you want me to tell you!
- Det. Jim Lipton: Something less perplexing than a ghost story.
- Det. Jim Lipton: You know, Jamie, you really are forcing me to use the word 'perplexed' an awful lot, lately.
- [about Mary Shaw]
- Henry Walker: Ever since she was buried, Raven's Fair has been plagued by death. Families murdered. They were found without their tongues.
- Jamie Ashen: Who would've dug up a dummy and sent it to me?
- Henry Walker: I don't know! No one from this town dares speak Mary Shaw's name, let alone go near her grave. They know she won't stop killing, until the screaming does!
- Lisa Ashen: [to Billy] If you get Jamie to scream, I'll make sure you get 7 minutes in heaven with my old Barbie. Deal?
- [imitating voice for Billy]
- Lisa Ashen: Yes Lisa.
- [normal voice]
- Lisa Ashen: God I'm such a loser.
- [first title card]
- Title Card: In the 6th Century B.C. it was believed that the spirits of the dead would speak through the stomach region of the living.
- Jamie Ashen: I promised to make you dinner, right?
- Lisa Ashen: Yeah.
- Jamie Ashen: Well, I'm making you a gourmet dinner. Trust me. It'll be worth the wait.
- Lisa Ashen: Surrender. Hmm. Surrender to the wonders of take-out.
- Jamie Ashen: Oh. I knew this was coming.
- Lisa Ashen: [Holding Billy] Oh my God, this reminds me of that poem from when we were kids.
- Jamie Ashen: What poem?
- Lisa Ashen: You remember, come on. That old ghost story about the woman who had all those dolls. "Beware the stare of Mary Shaw, she had no children only dolls" and something something scary, something something... Boo!
- [Holds Billy up suddenly]
- Jamie Ashen: [Not at all surprised] I think you're having just a little too much fun there Lise.