- Head Butler: [King Saul is smashing things and wants more] Sire, that is the last of the plates!
- King Saul: The goblets, then!
- Head Butler: All gone as well, sire.
- King Saul: The royal pots!
- Head Butler: The last went on Friday.
- King Saul: Even the little ones with the floral patterns?
- Head Butler: Even the little ones with the floral patterns.
- King Saul: Pity, I liked those.
- [he goes back into this room, then bursts out again]
- King Saul: Aha! Fetch me those ridiculously-expensive porcelain figurines!
- Servant: You mean Hummels?
- King Saul: No, I said ridiculously expensive porcelain figurines.
- Head Butler: Ah, but those ridiculously expensive porcelain figurines to which you refer are also known as Hummels.
- King Saul: Hummels?
- Head Butler: Hummels.
- Servant: Hummels.
- King Saul: Well, then. Fetch me the hummels!
- All: No! Not the Hummels!
- Head Butler: [King Saul is smashing his head against the bedpost] It's not good when he gets like this. Heads tend to roll, if you know what I mean.