- Special Agent Derek Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
- Special Agent Derek Morgan: Right.
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.
- Man: Oh, you look too young to have gone to medical school.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: They are Ph.D.'s, three of them.
- Man: What, are you a genius or something?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.
- [pause]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I'm a genius.
- Penelope Garcia: You've got a problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
- Derek Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.
- Penelope Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you've been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin' Bad.
- Garcia: [Aaron's brother Sean emerges angrily from Aaron's office. Garcia, Elle, and J.J. are watching] That's him.
- Elle Greenway: THAT'S Aaron Hotch's brother?
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Sorry, I just don't see it.
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: [Aaron appears at the door of his office] Sean, all I'm saying is, you're 25 years old. It's normal for people in your position to seek alternatives...
- Sean Hotchner: You know what? DON'T profile me Aaron!
- Sean Hotchner: [Sean continues to storm away]
- Jennifer "JJ" Jareau: Now, I can see it...
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: How's it having Gideon around?
- Penelope Garcia: You can have him back whenever you would like.
- Jason Gideon: [Hotch is commenting about Garcia to Gideon] Garcia?
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Penelope...? The tech with the glasses...?
- Jason Gideon: The room... the one with all the screens?
- [Hotch nods]
- Jason Gideon: I like her. She's great.
- Penelope Garcia: [answering call] Office of Unfettered Omniscience - how may I help you, O fortunate one?
- Special Agent Jason Gideon: Confucius once said, "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves."
- Cheryl Davenport: This job... how do you stomach it?
- Elle Greenway: The people I go after are cowards. They often prey upon the weaker members of society, such as women and children. There is nothing I would rather do than put the bastards away.