Rider Strong credited as playing...
Phil
- Henry: [in a fake preaching voice] Imagine a land, if you will, where a man can be a man. A land where he can indulge in all those animal urges, far from the petty judgments of parents and teachers and less-enlightened peers. A land where he can ride the demon!
- Phil: Yeah!
- Henry: Behave bad!
- Phil: Bad!
- Henry: Whatever he goddamn well pleases,and no one gives a shit, including the cops.
- Phil: Tell it, Brother Henry!
- Henry: I'm talking real freedom, my friend!
- Phil: Real freedom!
- Henry: Not this overregulated bullshit that passes for liberty in our country.
- Phil: Hell, no!
- Phil: !Vamonos a la frontera!
- [Let's go to the border!]
- Phil: Arriba Mexico!
- Henry: We leave right now, we hit Manzanita right about the time the strip joints open.
- Phil: I'm gonna get laid.
- Henry: You're kidding? I finally convinced our upstanding minister's son to get his cherry popped.
- Phil: Pop!
- Ed: Let's pray he doesn't contract an STD.
- Henry: Worrywart.
- Ed: [opens his wallet and hands Phil some condoms] Fellas, say hello to the senoritas for me.
- Henry: Come on. man. You're not gonna hang around here. All right? All the poonsies are hooked up or singing "Kumbaya" with the art fags.
- Ed: Any other time. I'm there, all right? I just have a lot on my mind.
- Henry: You want a Zoloft, man? I think I got one.
- Ed: I just wanna chill.
- Henry: Chill when you're dead, man. As your "personal physician", I insist you put that big brain of yours to rest and go a little nuts, okay, for once.