- Illeana: You defeated the darkness once before.
- Camryn Barnes: You mean when I was one day old? All I did was scream, wet myself, and wonder "What the heck is going on?" Apart from gaining some decent bladder control, nothing has changed!
- Emily Barnes: If there's anything that I know, it's that love is infinite. You can always make more when you need it. And just because you wanna give some to somebody else, doesn't mean that you'll take any away from me.
- David Barnes: I don't know if I've just been played or if that's just one of those moments that makes parenting all worthwhile.
- Illeana: [She has just walked through a wall and is dazed. She tries to stop the twins that have already left. She then walks to window and tries to talk to Karsh] They're gone!
- Karsh: [pretending he can't hear her] Sorry?
- Illeana: What? That was a really thick wall!
- Karsh: Come again?
- Illeana: Hey, I went through some '70s wallpaper that's gonna emotionally scar for life!
- Alex Fielding: The only person I can ever count on is me!
- Lucinda: [clearly hurt] Wow. That's quite a sucker punch for someone who just made you a birthday cake.
- Lucinda: I really think we should go to that party. It'll be fun. We can mock people mercilessly. C'mon, you know you love doing that!