- Beth Hagan: It wasn't enough for you to fuck with my brother, you had to fuck with my father too?
- Max Hagan: I can fuck with myself quite successfully, thank you.
- Max Hagan: You know what I'm gonna do instead of getting married again? I'm gonna find a woman who hates me and buy her a house.
- Beth Hagan: [Standing on her head in an airport; people look at her strangely] I'm fucking meditating!
- Beth Hagan: Dad, please. I never ask you to do anything for me!
- Max Hagan: I know, honey and I appreciate that.