The Andy Milonakis Show

I could not believe how bad this show was, and can not believe that MTV actually aired it! I love stupid humor, however this was pathetic, i didn't even chuckle once, only made it 10 minutes before i had to shut it off. I would be shocked if this season makes it more than 2 episodes, only because i think a few will give it a second chance, i for one WILL NOT waste any more of my time. Don't get me wrong, this guy was funny with his freestyle raps that i found on the internet a long time ago, but that is all he has going for him. when he was on the man show as a kid asking for beer etc, that was funny, however this new show just plain old sucks.

How this IDIOT got a TV show is more a reflection on how bad MTV is and how bad the state of TV is in the country! You can't sit through more than 30 seconds of this before you feel your brain cells being killed. None of what is "offered" for "humor" comes close. If I was one of the elderly persons in the neighborhood, I would have cold-cocked him for harassing me. With any luck, this show will be canceled because of poor ratings in 3 weeks.... Two of the things that were particularly grating were a scene when the so-call "Andy" tied himself up and then called a Chinese food delivery service. Before the delivery guy came, he smeared peanut butter all over the lower part of his face, to make it look like his face was smeared with poop. I guess that's cool, right? Well the Chinese food delivery guy comes in with the food delivery and "Andy" asked the perplexed guy to smear some more peanut butter on his face as well as to take the $$$ for the food out of his shirt pocket. I guess that's funny to someone. Another grating thing was walking down a street where there is a lot of elderly people. "Andy" was going up to total strangers and saying stupid things like "hello Mrs. Kelly; nice weather Mrs Schwartz." and stupid stuff like that. To their credit, most of the people did not react. The ones that did basically said, "hey, I'm not Mrs. Schwartz ya crazy kid...." Yeah, that's funny. Not.

According to the IMDb the date of "ANDY's" birth is January 1976!!! FArther investigation has gone to show that it is because of his hypopituitarism (like Gary Coleman or Kid Rock's late sidekick: Jo-c) causing his growth or pituitary gland to stop working at a young age, causing him to maintain the look of a portly pre-teen late into his 30's even his 40's! THE MAN IS 29 YEARS OLD, and thats no myth, don't believe me than check for yourself. It is creepy that he tries to conceal his age in a shroud of childish humor and jokes. Sure some of the things he does are funny but only for a 12 year old, not a 29 year old!! Ever wonder where his parents are? Or ever wonder how he has his own apartment??? It's because he's 29 years old!

"The Andy Milonakis Show" now represents the bottom rung of American culture. It involves a 29-year old posing as a 14-year old doing the most immature stunts imaginable. For instance, in one sketch, he walks up to people randomly on the street and asks them idiotic questions. Where's the originality in this? At least when Tom Green did random stuff in shopping malls or on sidewalks, a) he didn't pretend to be 14 and b) he put some effort into his humor. There's nothing witty or clever about this show. Any freak can make drivel like Andy Milonakis does. For crying out loud, he got his start putting his routines on the Internet!

As much as I am annoyed by Andy, I am even more disappointed by producer Jimmy Kimmel. This one time genius, who brought us the unforgettable Karl Malone segment on "The Man Show", has degraded himself to supporting no-talents. Way to go Jimmy. Your creativity will be sorely missed.

I love this kid Andy, we're probably about the same age, but I love him! Two weeks before the show premiered, I told all of my friends, and my best friend and I spread the word like wild fire. I think Andy is revolutionary along with Mr. Jimmy Kimmel. I love this show because it's a great way to show the audience the "real" places of New York. I think Andy looks at his New York, the way me and my best friend look at our hometown, if only we had a video camera, we would show the world just like Andy does, on how much fun we have by doing crazy stuff to our neighbors, or dressing up like old folks with bandannas on our heads waltzing into the mall and taking pictures of ourselves trying on wigs.If you are someone that likes this show, like my parents even, then you're not an idiot but someone who knows how to have a great time!