- Nick Frost: What if a zombie comes knocking on your door threatening to eat you and your whole family? What are you gonna do? Who's gonna save you?
- Nick Frost: [picks up a feather from the grass]
- Nick Frost: Where's the bird that this feather belongs to?
- Nick Frost: When I googled the name "zombies" onto my personal computer at home, time and time again the same name would flash up. Do you know what that name was?
- Zombie Hunter: Uhhhmm... is it that Paris Hilton...
- Nick Frost: -whistles- Uh-uh, no. The name was Doctor Russell fell.
- Zombie Hunter: Me?
- Zombie Hunter: The first zombie I ever shot was my Uncle Doug. Now, I was out...
- Nick Frost: Doug Fell?
- Zombie Hunter: Uh, no, Doug Eckheart, he was my Mum's brother.
- Zombie Hunter: Uncle doug particularly had one arm and his chin was missing, so I could tell something was wrong.
- Nick Frost: Right.
- Zombie Hunter: I wasn't sure at first. I was thinking, 'he looks different'. But then he would often, ya know - he dressed up a lot.
- Nick Frost: What up wit Unkie Doug?
- Zombie Hunter: I picked up my weapon, which was a, basically a shotgun I used for around the sheep station, I took aim, I said, 'Doug, stop, identify yourself. If you are a zombie, don't say anything, or just moan.'
- Nick Frost: Let's, walk me through. Do to me what you did to him. I'll be Doug.
- Zombie Hunter: Right. Doug, speak to me. Say something. If you don't say something, I'm gonna shoot ya. Doug, speak. Sorry. -fires his invisible gun...
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By what name was Danger! 50,000 Zombies! (2004) officially released in Canada in English?
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