- Dixie Rose Delton: [on why she invited Bo to stay during the funeral services] It's the Christian thing to do.
- Angela Dalton: So were the Crusades!
- Dixie Leigh Delton: [Looking at the cover of a magazine] Now that's a Ho.
- Emmaline Potsam: Oh, no, honey that's a weed whacker. The hoes are in the back room.
- Angela Dalton: I came out here to lay down the ground rules. One, don't speak to my parents. Two, don't speak to Dixie. And three, don't speak to me.
- Bo Price: Can I pass notes?
- Jake Delton: You have to have a firm base for the root ball to grow.
- Dixie Leigh Delton: What if it's too firm?
- Jake Delton: It can never be too firm.
- Dixie Leigh Delton: Mom says you have to leave room for the roots to grow.